go! now! the others they'll await you

Jul 23

oh my goodness

each boobie looks like a scoop of neapolitan ice cream

like with a dab of caramel on the mostly-center with a single raspberry set upon it

i’m gonna totally use that description in a novel one day, to describe boobies

Jul 23

bottom two make my life a little brighter

Jul 23

daderface said: Hello :D

hola

Jul 23

i mean then again generics hit the market in 2015 so maybe we’ll have… ah…. 4 to 6 months before we can actually afford this shit again

faaaaaaaantastic

Jul 23

hhhhhhhhhhhhhsigh

i’m just momentarily freaking out because the changes in insurance laws means my dad’s 100% necessary-to-function bipolar meds just went from 25$ a month to 735$

which uh

guess what

we actually can’t afford that

Jul 23

ex0skeletal:

In case you’re sad here are some buns.

Jul 23

haha awww

i’m just

nathan’s speech about doubles being your best friends

Jul 23
young jake trying to blend in and pretending to be super smooth whenever he thinks someone is looking

young jake trying to blend in and pretending to be super smooth whenever he thinks someone is looking

Jul 23

gonna go to the beach before turnabout yeeeeh

so   i know i must have mentioned this previously, but it just really hit me last night before bed that the more time my child spends as a five-year-old, the more i realize that either A. Toki Wartooth is an actual five year old, or B. I created a Cuban-Amercan Toki Wartooth from within my Zone and I have a responsibility to teach him how to play guitar

although he says he wants to be a Science Doctor when he grows up , that is a scientist who “makes potions, out of chemicals, and they make people live forever and have stronger legs and are smarter. BUT NOT FASTER. If i make people too fast they will always run into walls and dat will be terrible.”

SCIENCE DOCTOR KILLIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Jul 23
radrum:

two—tabs—of—mescaline:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

condoms are important yo


what reason for that guy looks like bruce banner

radrum:

two—tabs—of—mescaline:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

condoms are important yo

what reason for that guy looks like bruce banner