every single symptom brings us closer to the tomb

Sep 13
frienderbender:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website


OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

Why do people have to ruin awesome art by making everything into some kind of soapbox? Are we not allowed to think the human body in general is a fascinating thing no matter what gender?

All fuckery aside, there is nothing more brutal and hardcore than being pregnant. If you have not been pregnant, you just don’t fucking know. I didn’t know- I had an idea, but I didn’t fucking  know until I actually was. The closest thing I ever got to recreating the feeling of having morning sickness was when I had to take an anti-inflammatory steroid recently for six days, and while it was fucking hell being uncontrollably nauseous all the time, it didn’t actually lead to vomiting multiple times a day for four months the way being pregnant did. There has been nothing before or since that was remotely like the feeling of having my body split itself apart over a period of nine-and-a-bit months, there has been  nothing before or since like the constant ache that comes from trying to sit on a chair when your hips have disconnected themselves from each other, the fact that I went from sleeping four hours a night to being unable to stay awake more than sixteen hours a day, the feeling of having all of my organs compressed  against my bones and how hard it was to find any sort of comfortable position. There has been nothing before or since like contractions, back labor, or having something literally tear its way out of me by literally ripping flesh and muscle apart so deeply that the nurse had to go in there with a freaking three inch hook to stitch me back up. There has been no period, no matter how horrible, that compared to the constant blood and cramping that comes after,   which for some people lasts anywhere from 4 to 12 weeks. 
I don’t think people might generally notice the difference in how people are treated before they have been pregnant or after, but after nine months of creating another human being out of my bones and blood, the last thing I needed was to look around at how society shits on people whose bodies changed because of what they accomplished, as if the end result of that labor was something to be ashamed of, as if those people were only worthwhile or desirable if they somehow managed to get  back to their pubescent, pre-child bodies, and were to be pitied if they couldn’t remove all signs of their pregnancies. So anybody who responds to “Look at how powerful and amazing a pregnant person is” with “But men! But people who aren’t pregnant! Why can’t we appreciate them for once!!” can fuck right the fuck off.

frienderbender:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

Why do people have to ruin awesome art by making everything into some kind of soapbox? Are we not allowed to think the human body in general is a fascinating thing no matter what gender?

All fuckery aside, there is nothing more brutal and hardcore than being pregnant. If you have not been pregnant, you just don’t fucking know. I didn’t know- I had an idea, but I didn’t fucking  know until I actually was. The closest thing I ever got to recreating the feeling of having morning sickness was when I had to take an anti-inflammatory steroid recently for six days, and while it was fucking hell being uncontrollably nauseous all the time, it didn’t actually lead to vomiting multiple times a day for four months the way being pregnant did. There has been nothing before or since that was remotely like the feeling of having my body split itself apart over a period of nine-and-a-bit months, there has been  nothing before or since like the constant ache that comes from trying to sit on a chair when your hips have disconnected themselves from each other, the fact that I went from sleeping four hours a night to being unable to stay awake more than sixteen hours a day, the feeling of having all of my organs compressed  against my bones and how hard it was to find any sort of comfortable position. There has been nothing before or since like contractions, back labor, or having something literally tear its way out of me by literally ripping flesh and muscle apart so deeply that the nurse had to go in there with a freaking three inch hook to stitch me back up. There has been no period, no matter how horrible, that compared to the constant blood and cramping that comes after,   which for some people lasts anywhere from 4 to 12 weeks.

I don’t think people might generally notice the difference in how people are treated before they have been pregnant or after, but after nine months of creating another human being out of my bones and blood, the last thing I needed was to look around at how society shits on people whose bodies changed because of what they accomplished, as if the end result of that labor was something to be ashamed of, as if those people were only worthwhile or desirable if they somehow managed to get  back to their pubescent, pre-child bodies, and were to be pitied if they couldn’t remove all signs of their pregnancies. So anybody who responds to “Look at how powerful and amazing a pregnant person is” with “But men! But people who aren’t pregnant! Why can’t we appreciate them for once!!” can fuck right the fuck off.

Sep 13

comics:

theunbrilliant:

okelleok:

GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!

pen work doodle i barfed a lil color on. i HAD TO CELEBRATE SWIFTLY

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Blue Beetle and Booster Gold are returning to DC Comics!

I repeat: the real Blue and Gold have stood up!

This is not a drill.

FRIENDS

*THROWS A CAR*

YEEEEEEEEEEE

Sep 12

brokenponycutiemark:

jesseca-anne:

Tilda Swinton as The Marchesa Casati. My latest muse!

SWINTON

Sep 12

aperfectpalindrome:

shieldsexual:

favorite personality traits of steve rogers:

  • don’t tell me what to do
  • fuck your rules
  • no seriously, your rules are pointless and i’m ignoring them
  • fuck your bullshit
  • double dog dare me
  • lets fucking jump off this building!!!!!
  • i’m annoyed at everything you choose to be but recognize you need help and love
  • ~*sarcastic compliment*~
  • ~*barely concealed dry insult*~
  • the best tactical mind in the universe, lets plan this shit
  • i love my country that’s why i’m forever critical of it and mindful of the past and concerned for the future
  • loyalty and love above reason

steve rogers personality traits in fandom:

  • what does a microwave do idgi
  • gay people lol amirite
  • sure i’ll do whatever you say
  • math??????????????? science??????????
  • no, i would not like to participate in shenanigans
  • america fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES. He is a sarcastic, occasionally trolly little shit with a heart of gold and don’t you forget it, fandom. <3

Plus, let’s be real: Steve spent twenty-odd years in a body that couldn’t always do everything he wanted to do. Suddenly, it can. And he’s only been in super-soldier shape for, what, five years tops?

He will participate in ALL YOUR SHENANIGANS, THANKS

Sep 11

uncreativeart:

the durins come from a long line of kawaii maids under the mountain

Sep 11

sometimes as a parent i watch/think about the harry potter saga and i just uh

i get filled with huge waves of anger and resentment towards the fucking adults in these stories

Sep 11
givemehappypill:

A photo I took in the lovely old town of Saarburg in Germany, where there is a waterfall in the middle of the pedestrian area. 

LET&#8217; SGO

givemehappypill:

A photo I took in the lovely old town of Saarburg in Germany, where there is a waterfall in the middle of the pedestrian area. 

LET’ SGO

Sep 10

carrietheseawitch:

amaluelmwood:

annethecatdetective:

moonblossom:

beben-eleben:

Octopus-Inspired Design Ideas

I require all of these.

My design aesthetic is tentacles. Tentacles everywhere.

thezombiemessia lookit

I’m dying

ME

Sep 10

nikipaprika:

A birthday prezzie for the queen of weenies herself, orcasoup!!! based on this because wow just look at them. carlos is so into cecil’s fashion.

(sorry it’s a bit late but shshshshshhh…)

oh my god

cecil is me

Sep 10

actualjo:

icefeels:

jeremyloverobsessedmoi:

67th annual Venice film festival-the town photocall 2010 pics..

oh my god renner is the right size for picking up and carrying bridal-style LOOK AT THAT

SHARO

you

you stop that

you would have to lean down to put your chin on his shoulder

he is 100% the little spoon